CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores 
and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire 
Hydrants and ..

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, 
Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle 
Bells ..

Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My 
House

Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ..

Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My 
Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I 
Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I 
Sit Here and Hyperventilate.